banking on relationships!!

So as I was sitting alone, waiting for the digital numeric display to show the magical sparkling number which I had received from the automated number generating machine in the SBI, branch: IIT powai. I was just amazed by the happiness on the faces of people that suffuses in the form of a glow, when the machine scintillates their number, as if they really tried hard to come before us, and they have been rewarded by the bank authorities who would address their concerns prior to us.
They just stand up looking at every other person with the condescending gleam in their eyes, after all they are the chosen ones!!

Ohk...let me not digress from what I actually wanted to share!!
So as I sit alone, watching intermittently on the walls (its the best way to pass time!) ...
I happen to notice lots of similarities between the various services offered and the so called "healthy" relationships between opposite sexes!!
Let me explicate with corroborative examples, my infallible theories !!

Now from a girl's perspective [this counts as an assumption based on past keen observations however the scope of study may be question as the data set of girls taken would be very small...you know why !!....its me who is talking :P :( ], the guys would be classified as follows:

1) Fixed deposits : These form the major portion of the quantities, they are not more than mere acquaintances whom they would talk not more than once in life, that too would be a banal discussion like career!! ... the talks would end in common rhetorics like 'keep in touch'!! and this would be the opening account just like a fixed deposit where you have to touch the papers only while opening and then it goes in forever !! however the account here keeps thinking that someday the girl will come to see and take him along after acknowledging his maturity...

2) Second type are the friends!! who are typically defined by one quick answer when asked about them... "We are just friends...nothing more". They don't need constant attention, their calls can be left unanswered...they can be ignored at whims. They just dwell on a monthly 'hi!' ...all the misgivings and neglect towards them is commensurable with a simple sorry with a smile :) ...and you are good all again!! These are what I would call ''recurring deposits''.

3) Then comes the boyfriend. He is the ATM card...a revolutionary form of cash that allows customers to access their bank account around the clock, around the world. You just have to fill the money in the bank account in form of sweet talks.

4) Then there are best friends!! there plight is the worst. They would perform each and every task from taking the girl's pet for a stroll, completing her assignments, making her projects listening to her boring relationship problems, even dropping her from college to her boyfriends'.
These sorry people are the credit cards of girls life. They just work round the clock giving and giving to the customer and in the end costumer doesn't even repay the debt and changes on to another bank's credit card!

hmm.... i guess enough crap has been added today....'m loving it !!